The report from Brussels headquarters of the Marxist Presidium read; The massive electoral triumph of the right-wing Fades party in elections in Hungary in 2010 has been overshadowed by the electoral breakthrough of the radical nationalist Jobbik movement. The success of this backward-looking, chauvinist party, which has gained seats in the Hungarian parliament for the first time, suggests that zombie politics can potentially make a significant impact on public life today.
Could this be a BBC or Guardian report? It continues, But Jobbik's growing support has revived disturbing memories of the bloody wartime past, when Hungarian fascists grabbed power and enthusiastically shipped off Jews and gypsies - as Roma are commonly known - to Hitler's death camps its party leaders saluted, and a red and white banner was raised - one that looked suspiciously similar to Hungary's old fascist emblem. Well if you had fascist tendencies you would think that wouldnt you?
Firstly I would like to say we were again surprised and bitterly disappointed to receive your notification informing us of yet another rejection by your good selves of our recent application for a government grant to fund the staging of the musical “The Stephen Lawrence Story”. We are aware there are generous funds which are available and partly subsidised by the EU and allocated by our government, which are set aside to fund new talent such as myself who are entering the fields of art and theatre.
Unfortunately your rejection of my application for a grant to fund the "The Stephen Lawrence Story, the Musical’ again shows your total lack of foresight, your backward thinking and blinkered attitude towards new writers and aficionados of the fine arts, literature, theatre and film such as myself.
I was bitterly disappointed to receive your letter of the 9th inst informing me of your rejection of my application for a literary grant to have all my posts to the British Resistance Internet Website published in hard copy book form.
Nevertheless I have been able to secure the services of a literary agent and in due course hope to have my social treatise in many libraries, schools and airport bookshops throughout the country, and in many high class niche booksellers.
Making a rare visit to our sadly underused forum, I discovered 3 articles by our regular writer Albion that had not been published on this site. Finding them rather entertaining, I have decided to republish them here.
There are three articles in the series. I will publish one a day. Take it away Albion old friend.....
Dear Sir/Madam ……………………………….. Your Ref. LACBR 12044/Doc.5
You may remember that I wrote to you over a year ago requesting that I might take advantage of the many literary grants being offered to literary grant abusers, I do beg your pardon applicants, by the literature and arts council board of review to have all my posts to the British National Party’s guestbook published in hard copy book form.
Droitwich’s population figures (where the hell is Droitwich?) in the 2001 census was 22,585, in 2012 - we can conservatively and confidently round that figure up to 30,000 souls. Using the government yearly intake figures of 400,000 legal Sub-Saharan and Caribbean immigrants the numbers are not difficult to crunch. 400,000 divided by 30,000 that is 13.333333333….recurring Droitwich’s every year. Surely one Droitwich is enough, but not another 13.333 recurring is just too hard to comprehend.
What about Dorking? Indeed you may well ask “what about Dorking”. Dorking’s population at the 2001 census was 16,071, again lets conservatively round that up to 20,000, using the same intake numbers which I have no doubt, regardless what corrupt political party is in power, that figure will increase dramatically particularly if an Immigration Shop and passport exchange is opened in Khartoum or Kinshasa or if Turkey joins the EU, which means it will make a total mess of my calculations.
I wrote this as a very basic primer for people who have trouble grasping the complexities of the world financial institutions and how they work. The idea for this article was triggered when Mr Cameron declined to agree to give Frau Inga Merkel and Aaron Spielberg Sarkozy control over the people of Great Britain’s personal savings accounts and building Society investments.
The policy makers at the Rathaus in Berlin decided to write up yet another treaty that would allow them to decide how much the poor people within the countries of the European Occupied Territories can spend on essentials like food, clothing and heating,…….. well basically just being able to stay alive I suppose.