I have a revelation to make to all. I am in fact a half Nigerian, half Pakistani Muslim called Mohammed Jugfaht Adebesi. Assalamu alaikum.
Just kidding, but that's probably less shocking than David Cameron's statement, made with a straight face, that he is "a patriot for the whole United Kingdom".
Both statements are in fact just as truthful - as in there is no truth to be found in them.
After plenty of time in power, what has Dhimmi Dave done to demonstrate his patriotic credentials?
Not a bloody thing.
We're still licking the EU jackboots, our nation is still swamped with countless enrichers, our culture is submerged under the influx of millions from all corners of the Earth. The economy is a mess, we're losing jobs, we're colonised, we're a subjugated people under the auspices of a dictatorship which cloaks itself in the illusion of democracy. The list is endless.
Cameron's useless puppet regime can't even manage to kick out the likes of Abu Qatada. Await months of "We're trying our best" then for it all to be quietly dropped when something else steals the headlines.
Why is trying required anyway? It's simple. Out you go, bye, it's in Britain's interest and that's all that matters.
The world has been turned on its head. The traitors name themselves patriots and strut the worlds stage pretending that they stand for this countries best interests. Their deeds reveal the truth, their words are the babble of the hypocrite and the liar.
A patriot stands for their country and their people. An establishment politician stands for all save their own country and people, and feathers their own nest along the way. The establishment sold Britain and the British people to outside interests long ago.
For Cameron's patriotism read puppet on a string, jerking around to the tunes of others, and not giving a damn so long as he can ensure his own wellbeing and the continuation of the democratic illusion which keeps the masses servile and in a permanent state of confusion.
We'll fix your statement for you Dave, we're nice like that here.
"I am a traitor to the whole United Kingdom"
There you go, thank us later for improving the accuracy of your words.
Sadly, the same statement could be applied to most of those running the show. We're a nation and people governed by traitors.
No matter how often they name themselves patriots, or tell us that they serve us and our best interests, the sickening truth is that treachery reigns supreme.